10 things that boys do that are ANNOYING

1) Just because you have a six pack, almost an 8, doesn't mean it needs to be your default picture

2) "What are you up to" does not mean I can't read right through it. You really are saying your wanting me to help your "horny-toad" self out. Not happening.

3) Do not slap each other's butts. Gross. I know if girls slapped each other's butts it would turn you on, but it doesn't do the same for us. That is unless its Channing Tatum and Taylor Lautner, then go right ahead.

4) If your going to shave your chest, continue doing so, I personally don't enjoy snuggling next to a prickly pear.

5) Don't ask me what I am doing every 3 minutes. I. Haven't. Moved. My. Lazy. Ass. ANYWHERE.

6) Stop breast feeding from your mother's tits. Do your own laundry and bills.

7) Stop dancing like you are on dancing with the stars, a stripper, or Usher. You are none of the above. Let the girl handle the dance moves on the floor.

8) Text a girl back with more then "ok". I understand you don't want to step in "hot water" but its more annoying then a wedgie in a go-go dancer's butt when you say that one word or change the subject completely.

9) Arguing to prove your point, especially with another male, does not make you hotter. A one upper does not give you any brownie points.

10) Call a girl 'babe', 'beautiful', and compliment her here and there, even if we are a bitch on a rampage. You'll go far :)

The End.