Man Candy.

I have a man wall. If you are clueless on what a man wall contains, it holds pictures of handsome, drool down your shirt, pee your pants in excitement, man candy. I put these pictures in my closet. This closet is a walk in so its pretty decent and I have a part of it dedicated to these handsome fellas. I am sure they don't mind being there as they can see me undressing and dressing. Their eyes don't even blink... I don't blame them. Either way last night while getting dressed I was trying to find similarities in them to find what drew me to put them on the wall of desire. Was it Taylor Lautner's sexy body, Liam's smile, or Channing Tatum's "let's do it" eyes? Then I noticed their eye brows. THEY WERE ALL THE SAME, mostly. I mean I dig a guy with some whiskers and a dashing smile, but bushier eyebrows were the thing I noticed they all had alike.

You know how women always bitch about men staring at boobs rather then their smile? Maybe I was trapped in trying to look at something besides their amazing washboard abs, glistening biceps and.... SO, I resorted to eyebrows? Now that I think of it, is there a ton of ways to style an eyebrow for a man? There are many too ways for a woman: bushy, too thin where you have to curve them in or like the infamous hispanic ladies where they Sharpie them in. Some are curved inwards, outwards, flat and so on.

My mother told me to never pluck mine because I would end up with none. My mother has to pencil her's in, and I never found pain to be something fun especially when I have to stop to wipe my eyes from tearing up from plucking just one hair at a time. So I have never plucked or waxed... why deal with the pain just to have to paint them in when I get older? But men? There is too bushy and the dreadful unibrow. I used to pluck my ex's because he grew one that made him look like an Ewok from Star Wars. Now that I think of it... its disgusting I plucked for him. Justification: maybe seeing him wince in pain was payback and felt good at the time.

So I guess this entire blog was centered on eyebrows. Aren't you lucky? Finding the same similarity on why those dashing, make me want to rip my clothes of in an instant men was all on figuring out its because of their "brows." I don't mind going in my closet and "looking" closer for more similarities.